The People’s garden at the White House Limerick

“If people let the government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their bodies will soon be in as sorry a state as are the souls of those who live under tyranny.” ~Thomas Jefferson
In March 2009, Michelle Obama delighted locavores when she planted an “organic” vegetable garden on the White House’s South Lawn. Less than two months later, the National Park Service disclosed that the garden’s soil was contaminated with toxic lead.
Poor Obama: not only does he have to contend with Blue Dogs, but now it seems he is being poisoned by lead found in the People’s Garden at the White House.
The Limerick:
Michelle in her garden is growing arugula
While Barack is fighting the onset of buccula
Clinton did utilize
Sludge to fertilize
And lead-laced arugula is formula Dracula.


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